Thursday, February 5, 2009

The Full Moon's in Cancer

el moon' lleno; s en cáncer

moon' plenty; s in cancer

Monday, February 2, 2009

his smiling face the reflection of a raging synthetic boner

su cara sonriente la reflexión de un boner sintético que rabia

its smiling face the reflection of boner synthetic that rages

Sunday, February 1, 2009

I am taking a train to Tippecanoe tommorow.

Estoy llevando un tren Tippecanoe mañana.

I am taking a Tippecanoe train tomorrow.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Sam was changing a lightbulb in the kitchen when he noticed a bottle of saparilla that was half empty. Sam thought it would be a mighty refreshing way to end his day by drinking the last of it. He then remembered a verse that Sue taught him in Sunday school about Job and the townstead's water. He then noticed a small rodent lapping the last of the his store of water, and decided the Saparilla would be the greatest gift of all.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Heh, I used to get A's in spelling back in grade school, despite also reading certain books I would borrow from the library that used British English anyway.

Heh, conseguía A' s en el deletreo detrás en escuela de grado, a pesar de también la lectura de ciertos libros pediría prestado de la biblioteca que utilizó inglés británico de todos modos.

Heh, obtained A' s in the spelling behind in degree school, in spite of also the book reading certain would borrow of the library that English Briton used anyway.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I think of it as brownish water in your tum, if your tum was blown up and sheer like a balloon

pienso en él como agua pardusca en su tum, si su tum era hecho saltar y escarpado como un globo


fodder in him like grayish water in its tum, if its tum were make jump and steep like a globe

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Are You like Dr. Quinn? Yes.

¿Es usted tiene gusto del Dr. Quinn? Sí.

Are you you have taste of the Dr. Quinn? Yes.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Orion's belts' out tonight.

Orion' s belts' hacia fuera esta noche.

Orion' s belts' towards outside tonight.

Tom Arnold is getting a lot of work; this is horrible.

Tom Arnold está consiguiendo mucho trabajo; esto es horrible.

Tom Arnold is finding a much job; this is horrible.

We are orbiting Alan Rickman

Estamos moviendo en órbita alrededor de Alan Rickman

We are moving in orbit around Alan Rickman

Monday, January 12, 2009

I'll take one of those chocolate ones with nuts on it.

I' el ll toma a uno de esos el chocolate unos con las tuercas en él.

I' ll takes to the one from those chocolate with the nuts in him.



Hyperlinks are sexy

Los enlaces hipertexto son atractivos
I have a poorly developed photographic memory

Tengo una memoria fotográfica mal desarrollada

I have a photographic memory badly developed